I Own Ryan Cook

Hi my name is William Bowen and I own Ryan Cook so bad. I own Ryan Cook in all that shit. That’s him off to the right. Yeah, it already looks like I own him. I feel like the case practically makes itself, but for anyone who wasn’t already aware that I own Ryan Cook let me spell it out for you.

Just In Case You Forgot I Own Ryan Cook

Check this out. Here is indisputable proof that I continue to own Ryan Cook on a regular basis. This photo has not been altered in any way, because I don't have to pretend I own things like Ryan Cook. I just do it. Although the photo is not very good itself, so clearly I own the photographer as well.