I Own Ryan Cook

Testimonials

As it turns out, I'm not the only person who owns Ryan Cook. Here’s what some other people had to say on the matter.

Pip:

“I was trying to think of the cologne Ryan uses.”

Goodwin:

“Yeah, it’s called gay.”

Jeff Cook, Ryan's older brother

“No doubt I own that cat. You know, scientists say the more kids a set of parents has, the dumber the kids become. It’s completely true.”

This is the latest word on owning Ryan Cook.

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Mike Bauer owned Ryan Cook on 9/1/2009 1:57:39 PM

I know a guy named Ryan Cook that I work with and I own him so hard that he can't possibly get owned anymore.

scooter owned Ryan Cook on 7/1/2009 1:07:14 PM

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noone owned Ryan Cook on 6/5/2009 8:26:13 PM

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Naillig Rrac owned Ryan Cook on 5/4/2009 11:32:47 AM

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OP owned Ryan Cook on 4/20/2009 3:32:07 PM

None of you idiot flamers own Ryan Cook. Well maybe a little, but not enough to brag about.

Savage Negro Beast owned Ryan Cook on 3/31/2009 4:27:35 PM

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Lisha owned Ryan Cook on 3/17/2009 12:53:33 PM

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Mr. Ritter owned Ryan Cook on 3/17/2009 12:46:19 PM

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Lisha owned Ryan Cook on 3/17/2009 12:42:21 PM

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cook owned Ryan Cook on 3/6/2009 1:46:01 PM

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brandyn kane owned Ryan Cook on 3/6/2009 1:34:39 PM

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Mr. Long owned Ryan Cook on 3/6/2009 1:11:50 PM

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Ryan owned Ryan Cook on 3/6/2009 11:42:20 AM

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Mr. Long owned Ryan Cook on 3/6/2009 11:42:18 AM

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Ryan N owned Ryan Cook on 3/6/2009 11:40:09 AM

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dan stineberge owned Ryan Cook on 3/6/2009 11:02:21 AM

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phil roudabush owned Ryan Cook on 3/6/2009 8:43:17 AM

ryan cook gave me aids. dont have anal sex with him. and than i gave it a monkey, were it all started from. than i came in a sandwich and fed it to mark bloyd because he is a fucking fag. so now he has aids too

brandyn kane owned Ryan Cook on 3/6/2009 8:36:56 AM

wtf mark, i thought you liked it when i stuff my cock up your nose?? this is bullshit

Mark Bloyd owned Ryan Cook on 3/6/2009 8:35:44 AM

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JESSE HARVAT owned Ryan Cook on 3/6/2009 8:32:15 AM

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ryan ninaltowski owned Ryan Cook on 3/6/2009 8:31:17 AM

i love big cocks up my asshole. i hate it when girls hit on me because i am 125% homosexual. i have wet dreams about my best friend ak

Jesse H owned Ryan Cook on 3/6/2009 8:20:28 AM

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jason owned Ryan Cook on 3/6/2009 8:17:17 AM

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jason owned Ryan Cook on 3/6/2009 8:15:48 AM

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Ryan Cook owned Ryan Cook on 3/5/2009 7:11:05 PM

I Like it when my parents go out to dinner becasue then i but rape my puppy and choke her, She likes being choked

Nick owned Ryan Cook on 3/5/2009 1:58:13 PM

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Mark Bloyd owned Ryan Cook on 3/5/2009 1:57:45 PM

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mark bloyd owned Ryan Cook on 3/5/2009 1:52:39 PM

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Kristen owned Ryan Cook on 3/5/2009 1:52:31 PM

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Brandyn owned Ryan Cook on 3/5/2009 1:48:52 PM

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AK owned Ryan Cook on 3/5/2009 1:48:34 PM

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AK owned Ryan Cook on 3/5/2009 1:46:57 PM

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Brandyn owned Ryan Cook on 3/5/2009 1:26:24 PM

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Brandyn owned Ryan Cook on 3/5/2009 12:53:37 PM

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mark bloyd owned Ryan Cook on 3/5/2009 12:52:57 PM

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Nick owned Ryan Cook on 3/5/2009 12:40:55 PM

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Nicks mom owned Ryan Cook on 3/4/2009 2:01:43 PM

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The New Year owned Ryan Cook on 1/29/2009 11:12:50 AM

I own Ryan Cook in full effect all year, 2009!

Santa Claus owned Ryan Cook on 12/25/2008 8:29:21 PM

I own Ryan Cook. I left him a lump of coal. He still writes me letters every year and the elves enjoy a good laugh when I read them aloud.

Nikolas Sarkozy owned Ryan Cook on 12/10/2008 10:32:42 PM

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Beff owned Ryan Cook on 12/10/2008 10:23:26 PM

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Ryan Cook owned Ryan Cook on 12/9/2008 7:31:45 PM

Why do I feel less in control now?

ryan cook owned Ryan Cook on 11/26/2008 1:22:39 AM

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Ryan Cook owned Ryan Cook on 9/17/2008 2:18:40 AM

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Ryan Cook owned Ryan Cook on 8/4/2008 5:01:56 PM

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More Pwnage owned Ryan Cook on 4/29/2008 1:53:42 PM

The ownage never ends.

Jeremy - teh_pwnerer owned Ryan Cook on 4/9/2007 11:57:37 PM

I pwn Cook liek hard rite. I dont evn try. Its liek ma ballz jus do it 4 me. He is teh bigest noob evar. lol.

A bundle of sticks owned Ryan Cook on 3/27/2007 8:26:21 PM

Better known as "a faggot" continues to own Ryan's anus.

Jack owned Ryan Cook on 2/26/2007 4:03:56 PM

Jack Mehoff is all over Ryan Cook and shit.

Peyton Manning owned Ryan Cook on 2/13/2007 8:53:51 PM

I own the Bears and their MVP quarterback, Ryan Cook.

The Complete Ownage owned Ryan Cook on 2/11/2007 11:55:17 AM

Why & How is Ryan owning anyone? He is constintly being owned by the world. George and Bowen, let's take deep breath and get back to reality here. Resume owning Ryan.

Yellow Snow owned Ryan Cook on 2/11/2007 11:47:39 AM

He ate me and now I control his insides. I give him diarrhea when he pisses me off.

George owned Ryan Cook on 2/3/2007 6:04:17 PM

Ryan Cook owns me so bad that I can't even visit this website anymore. My IP has been permanently blocked until I can own that shit a bit more.

Bowen owned Ryan Cook on 1/23/2007 2:23:31 PM

I am a huge slacker and have been recently owned by Ryan Cook. That is why I haven't made any updates since October.

Ryan's Sister owned Ryan Cook on 12/31/2006 2:47:24 PM

Eventhough I'm just in your imagination, I own your bitch ass all day every day.

Alfalfa from Our Gang owned Ryan Cook on 12/27/2006 11:34:13 AM

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No Doubt owned Ryan Cook on 12/27/2006 9:22:09 AM

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Harry Bush owned Ryan Cook on 12/7/2006 4:34:40 PM

When I come close to him, he shrivels up and starts to cry.

Yoda owned Ryan Cook on 11/28/2006 12:03:33 AM

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Billy T owned Ryan Cook on 11/22/2006 3:23:37 PM

I own Ryan Cook at martial arts. His Weak-Fu is no match for my Muay Thai.

Mr. T owned Ryan Cook on 11/17/2006 2:17:59 PM

I pity the fool who gets owned as badly as Ryan Cook.

A Threesome owned Ryan Cook on 11/16/2006 9:48:56 AM

He pre-ejaculated before the girls showed up.

Ryan Cook owned Ryan Cook on 11/13/2006 8:00:01 PM

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The Miami Dolphins owned Ryan Cook on 11/6/2006 1:03:50 AM

We own da Bears, we own Rex Grossman, and most of all we own Ryan Cook. I imagine him crying himself to sleep after the ass-pummeling we handed him and his sorry team.

Weird "Gay" Al owned Ryan Cook on 10/30/2006 2:52:07 PM

I like small butts and I can not lie, Ryan, you can't deny, when other guys walk in with an itty bitty waste and a big thing in my face...I get sick, 'cause I like a toothpic, I'll beat your booty with a stick. Look at those jeans you're wearing, your pants are almost tearing...no baby I want your flat booty, it's tooty fruity.

Bowen owned Ryan Cook on 10/25/2006 11:20:12 PM

For the record, I own this page and everyone who posted on it. That includes Pip's co-workers, Ryan Cook, any celebrities or government entities, your mom, etc.

Stephanie owned Ryan Cook on 10/25/2006 12:07:33 PM

I own Ryan Cook so bad, I've never even met him but I own him anyway. And for that matter, I also own his roommate Phil. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Pip's co-worker owned Ryan Cook on 10/25/2006 9:43:27 AM

I own Ryan cook soley because he has this website and I was able to visit it.

Jenna Jameson owned Ryan Cook on 10/24/2006 8:11:38 PM

I own Ryan Cook so bad that when I don't feel like being in a hard core gang bang scene I make him take my place.

Borat owned Ryan Cook on 10/24/2006 4:05:14 PM

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Great Britain owned Ryan Cook on 10/23/2006 8:24:47 PM

Due to William Bowen's supreme ownage of Ryan Cook, we have officially knighted him. All hail Sir William the Ownerer. Also, the great British nation owns Ryan Cook.

P. Laz owned Ryan Cook on 10/20/2006 3:29:51 PM

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The Jorge owned Ryan Cook on 10/18/2006 10:58:51 AM

I own Ryan Cook so bad, when asked how he felt after our football game, his response was, "like a caged animal." And when asked why, he responded, "because they're owned and always kept in check, and Jorge owned me all day long and I couldn't do shit about it." That's what I'm talking about....complete ownage!!

The Jorge owned Ryan Cook on 10/18/2006 10:51:42 AM

I own Ryan Cook so bad, when spotted at the nationally televised "I Like Being Owned" convention reporters asked why he was there. His response was..."well, obviously I always get owned, so I might as well start enjoying it." The reporters then responded with, "well who constantly owns you..." as Ryan pulls out the picture of myself that I sent him there with, he points and says "This Guy does." Once my face appeared on TV, and my story of owning Ryan Cook was announced, people from all over the country started calling in as asking me to own them. Now I officially own Ryan Cook and all that shit!!

Spice owned Ryan Cook on 10/18/2006 9:24:42 AM

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Ryan Cook's last sexual experience was his Mother breast feeding him.

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The Ownage owned Ryan Cook on 10/15/2006 10:16:35 PM

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A Random Shit Stick owned Ryan Cook on 10/12/2006 2:21:14 PM

I just happened to stumble across this site and realized that I'm the 200th person who has owned Ryan Cook. I'm looking forward to owning this kid and all his friends. Just to let you know who I am, I'm the kid who owns you. Don't hate the playa, hate the game, and if you participate then you best not complain.

Being Gay owned Ryan Cook on 10/9/2006 9:57:28 PM

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Ryan's Mom owned Ryan Cook on 10/6/2006 3:47:15 PM

I've owned that fucker since he was born.

CK owned Ryan Cook on 10/6/2006 2:06:10 PM

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Your mom owned Ryan Cook on 10/6/2006 1:58:56 PM

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Bridgette Baugher owned Ryan Cook on 10/1/2006 1:47:08 PM

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The Ashole owned Ryan Cook on 9/27/2006 4:55:47 PM

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Pip owned Ryan Cook on 9/25/2006 8:03:55 PM

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The Jorge owned Ryan Cook on 9/20/2006 11:20:32 AM

I own "Da Bears" and Ryan Cook likes Da Bears, which means he likes the fact that I own him. Ownige!!

Sean Spicer owned Ryan Cook on 9/20/2006 10:08:42 AM

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Emily owned Ryan Cook on 9/19/2006 1:15:10 PM

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