I Own Ryan Cook

Testimonials

As it turns out, I'm not the only person who owns Ryan Cook. Here’s what some other people had to say on the matter.

Pip:

“I was trying to think of the cologne Ryan uses.”

Goodwin:

“Yeah, it’s called gay.”

Jeff Cook, Ryan's older brother

“No doubt I own that cat. You know, scientists say the more kids a set of parents has, the dumber the kids become. It’s completely true.”

This is the latest word on owning Ryan Cook.

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More Pwnage owned Ryan Cook on 4/29/2008 1:53:42 PM

The ownage never ends.

Jeremy - teh_pwnerer owned Ryan Cook on 4/9/2007 11:57:37 PM

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A bundle of sticks owned Ryan Cook on 3/27/2007 8:26:21 PM

Better known as "a faggot" continues to own Ryan's anus.

Jack owned Ryan Cook on 2/26/2007 4:03:56 PM

Jack Mehoff is all over Ryan Cook and shit.

Peyton Manning owned Ryan Cook on 2/13/2007 8:53:51 PM

I own the Bears and their MVP quarterback, Ryan Cook.

The Complete Ownage owned Ryan Cook on 2/11/2007 11:55:17 AM

Why & How is Ryan owning anyone? He is constintly being owned by the world. George and Bowen, let's take deep breath and get back to reality here. Resume owning Ryan.

Yellow Snow owned Ryan Cook on 2/11/2007 11:47:39 AM

He ate me and now I control his insides. I give him diarrhea when he pisses me off.

George owned Ryan Cook on 2/3/2007 6:04:17 PM

Ryan Cook owns me so bad that I can't even visit this website anymore. My IP has been permanently blocked until I can own that shit a bit more.

Bowen owned Ryan Cook on 1/23/2007 2:23:31 PM

I am a huge slacker and have been recently owned by Ryan Cook. That is why I haven't made any updates since October.

Ryan's Sister owned Ryan Cook on 12/31/2006 2:47:24 PM

Eventhough I'm just in your imagination, I own your bitch ass all day every day.

Alfalfa from Our Gang owned Ryan Cook on 12/27/2006 11:34:13 AM

I own Ryan Cook and I'm from the 30's.

No Doubt owned Ryan Cook on 12/27/2006 9:22:09 AM

Stop referring to my group after every sentence. Jackass.

Harry Bush owned Ryan Cook on 12/7/2006 4:34:40 PM

When I come close to him, he shrivels up and starts to cry.

Yoda owned Ryan Cook on 11/28/2006 12:03:33 AM

Own Ryan Cook i do. Weak in the Force he is.

Billy T owned Ryan Cook on 11/22/2006 3:23:37 PM

I own Ryan Cook at martial arts. His Weak-Fu is no match for my Muay Thai.

Mr. T owned Ryan Cook on 11/17/2006 2:17:59 PM

I pity the fool who gets owned as badly as Ryan Cook.

A Threesome owned Ryan Cook on 11/16/2006 9:48:56 AM

He pre-ejaculated before the girls showed up.

Ryan Cook owned Ryan Cook on 11/13/2006 8:00:01 PM

guys stop owning me so bad

The Miami Dolphins owned Ryan Cook on 11/6/2006 1:03:50 AM

We own da Bears, we own Rex Grossman, and most of all we own Ryan Cook. I imagine him crying himself to sleep after the ass-pummeling we handed him and his sorry team.

Weird "Gay" Al owned Ryan Cook on 10/30/2006 2:52:07 PM

I like small butts and I can not lie, Ryan, you can't deny, when other guys walk in with an itty bitty waste and a big thing in my face...I get sick, 'cause I like a toothpic, I'll beat your booty with a stick. Look at those jeans you're wearing, your pants are almost tearing...no baby I want your flat booty, it's tooty fruity.

Bowen owned Ryan Cook on 10/25/2006 11:20:12 PM

For the record, I own this page and everyone who posted on it. That includes Pip's co-workers, Ryan Cook, any celebrities or government entities, your mom, etc.

Stephanie owned Ryan Cook on 10/25/2006 12:07:33 PM

I own Ryan Cook so bad, I've never even met him but I own him anyway. And for that matter, I also own his roommate Phil. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Pip's co-worker owned Ryan Cook on 10/25/2006 9:43:27 AM

I own Ryan cook soley because he has this website and I was able to visit it.

Jenna Jameson owned Ryan Cook on 10/24/2006 8:11:38 PM

I own Ryan Cook so bad that when I don't feel like being in a hard core gang bang scene I make him take my place.

Borat owned Ryan Cook on 10/24/2006 4:05:14 PM

My sister one of the top hookers in all of my contry she owns ryan cook so bad. So bad that she pimps him out to my country men. Don't forget i love America and your war of terror.

Great Britain owned Ryan Cook on 10/23/2006 8:24:47 PM

Due to William Bowen's supreme ownage of Ryan Cook, we have officially knighted him. All hail Sir William the Ownerer. Also, the great British nation owns Ryan Cook.

P. Laz owned Ryan Cook on 10/20/2006 3:29:51 PM

I own Ryan Cook like Asians own rice cookers!

The Jorge owned Ryan Cook on 10/18/2006 10:58:51 AM

I own Ryan Cook so bad, when asked how he felt after our football game, his response was, "like a caged animal." And when asked why, he responded, "because they're owned and always kept in check, and Jorge owned me all day long and I couldn't do shit about it." That's what I'm talking about....complete ownage!!

The Jorge owned Ryan Cook on 10/18/2006 10:51:42 AM

I own Ryan Cook so bad, when spotted at the nationally televised "I Like Being Owned" convention reporters asked why he was there. His response was..."well, obviously I always get owned, so I might as well start enjoying it." The reporters then responded with, "well who constantly owns you..." as Ryan pulls out the picture of myself that I sent him there with, he points and says "This Guy does." Once my face appeared on TV, and my story of owning Ryan Cook was announced, people from all over the country started calling in as asking me to own them. Now I officially own Ryan Cook and all that shit!!

Spice owned Ryan Cook on 10/18/2006 9:24:42 AM

Ryan's girlfriend is my ex!

Spice owned Ryan Cook on 10/18/2006 9:23:31 AM

Ryan Cook's last sexual experience was his Mother breast feeding him.

Spice owned Ryan Cook on 10/18/2006 9:22:16 AM

I own Ryan Cook...but I overpaid for him - I want my change back!

The Ownage owned Ryan Cook on 10/15/2006 10:16:35 PM

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XXX owned Ryan Cook on 10/15/2006 9:35:38 PM

It's not easy saving the world but it is easy to own Ryan Cook.

A Random Shit Stick owned Ryan Cook on 10/12/2006 2:21:14 PM

I just happened to stumble across this site and realized that I'm the 200th person who has owned Ryan Cook. I'm looking forward to owning this kid and all his friends. Just to let you know who I am, I'm the kid who owns you. Don't hate the playa, hate the game, and if you participate then you best not complain.

Being Gay owned Ryan Cook on 10/9/2006 9:57:28 PM

Putting the gayness in your anus since 1990.

Ryan's Mom owned Ryan Cook on 10/6/2006 3:47:15 PM

I've owned that fucker since he was born.

CK owned Ryan Cook on 10/6/2006 2:06:10 PM

I need it by tommorrow Ryan

Shady owned Ryan Cook on 10/6/2006 2:01:24 PM

I wasn't even trying and I just owned Ryan Cook.

CSS owned Ryan Cook on 10/6/2006 2:00:22 PM

I will style him like no tomorrow.

Your mom owned Ryan Cook on 10/6/2006 1:58:56 PM

Seriously, your mom..

Bridgette Baugher owned Ryan Cook on 10/1/2006 1:47:08 PM

I own Ryan Cook, and Ive never even met him

The Ashole owned Ryan Cook on 9/27/2006 4:55:47 PM

I own Mysize!

Pip owned Ryan Cook on 9/25/2006 8:03:55 PM

Redskins Own the Bears and Ryan Cook even though they are owned by the 49ers and William Bowen owns me so bad.

The Jorge owned Ryan Cook on 9/20/2006 11:20:32 AM

I own "Da Bears" and Ryan Cook likes Da Bears, which means he likes the fact that I own him. Ownige!!

Sean Spicer owned Ryan Cook on 9/20/2006 10:08:42 AM

I own Ryan Cook's Lunch Money.

Emily owned Ryan Cook on 9/19/2006 1:15:10 PM

The Vikings own Ryan Cook!

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